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when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven
Like motor oil...but lube for your boner
Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.
Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.
A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.
Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"
Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"
When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.
You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.
A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.
That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)