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Basically the same as female and male hotness scale but has to do with how big, round, jiggly or fat ur ass is
1- flat ass or silicon
2- pretty much nothing but a little bump
3- a little bigger
4- alittle jiggly
5- sort of round not very fat or jiggly
6- rounder not very big or jiggly
7- very round pretty jiggly
8- round, big and makes guys hard
9- queen of all asses
10- sweet jesus the mf god of all asses no chemicals or nothing
Ashton- Nigga did u see that ass
Jordan-That ass was so fake, only like a 2 on the ass scale (1-10)
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The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.
Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.
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The day an amazing, kind, selfless, dark-humored, sarcastic, beautiful , marshmallow, multi-talented, with the essence of an angel, girl was born.
Diana was born on December 1, 2001. If she ever feels sad she can look at this definition and know that she is loved. Happy Another Year of Not Dying (though you always say it'll be soon) Diana. I love you and your sausage fingers , yuum! <3
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The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)
And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).
2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about
3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!
1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!
Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.
Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.
Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"
Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"
Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"
Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
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2 girls 1 cup is not a video. It is quite possibly a LIFE altering experience....BEWARE
After I watched 2 girls 1 cup, i could no longer drink from clear plastic cups. My life is ruined.
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When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.
You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.
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