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When liv is dumb and doesn’t know what a cold esack is
WOAHHHHHHH look a cold esack
A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.
I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.
A disease that’s very contagious
He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around
She: No, but I think I had it last week.
When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.
Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."
"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"