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a shot:
3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce
to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink
Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"
A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
A guy named Ben who references his penis
I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.
Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.