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When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.
I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU
A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.
Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."
Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."
when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.
Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.
The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly
Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok
A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict
Oh lord its drunk sheldon