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3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce
to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.
After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.
When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals
“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “
When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
A guy named Ben who references his penis
I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.