french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

in the French

In the original format; in the original version; in the first edition; as it was originally intended to be

“Why is that word taken out?”

“I don’t know, it’s in the French.”

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup

Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*

french wink

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

french bush

French Bush: A woman with a very large pubic hair fro

Guy 1: Dude that girl had the biggest French Bush
Guy 2: ahhh No way not the french bush