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i want to be 'his' girl

When all you think about is him or something you can link to him. He is your safe space, you just aren't sure if he still likes you or if he even wants you. You start to go crazy just trying to figure it out. Leave it be. If he is the one he will come back for you when you leave.

Jenna: I want to be 'his' girl.
K: sometimes its easier to let go.

by July 9, 2023


Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.

Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.

by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 6, 2010


H-Hi Othone :)

H-Hi Othone :)

H-Hi Othone :)

by 2Fire2Fuck October 28, 2021


Greg with his friend



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This is Greg
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This is Greg's friend

I love Greg with his friend

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023


give him his chops

Give somebody due credit for something.

He did a great job, I 'll give him his chops.

by Kalbarrilover November 7, 2017


His eyes hold a million stars

Lee Felix

Have you ever heard someone say that their "eyes hold a million stars"?

Well, that's something taken from the eyes of Lee Felix, whose eyes shine brighter than any star. You could also say that the stars that didn't fit there fell onto his face and made a galaxy of sorts.

"Just look at him! His eyes hold a million stars, they're beautiful!"

by taSzKZ October 2, 2021


uhhhh hi

hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!

uhhhh hi i guess
hello

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021