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A bong hit so potent, so fierce that it trancends space and time, making you instantly stoned.
(Cough, cough) That was quite the Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit. (Slam, falls to the floor)
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When something or someone has had more hits than Elvis .
Example 1.
Guy 1 : " Your car is pretty banged up man ".
Guy 2 : " Yeah , it's had more hits than Elvis ".
Example 2.
Guy 1 : " That Monica girl , she gets around hey ?"
Guy 2 : " Yeah, she's had more hits than Elvis "
One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.
Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:
Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.
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1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.
{Oh hi Mark}
Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!
Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*
Friend 1: Huhh??
Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly
Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.
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This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.
"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!
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a person with an unattractive face.
Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.
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meaning that things just got worse, and its going to be messy.
Jane: Mary heard from joe that we stole her money.
Jackie: What are we going to do?
Jane: I don't know... i guess the shit just hit the fan, theres nothing to do.
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