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A jive talk'n person who continuously talks crap and has to over compensate for there severe lack of personality by constantly streaming verbal bullshit to all those they meet, this person has "Shit Lips"
"My boss told me i was going to get a raise and promotion this year" This guy has total "Shit Lips"
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when U eat sometin good, delicious, expensive even shit. F U like it and yo wanna keep it as long as possible N ur ass.
you have to call it expensive shit.
knocking da bathroom door
me: WTF who knockin da fuckin door
my gf: yo nigga dats me
me:wat up wid ya?
her: wat cha doin?
me:I throwin my expensive shit
I throwin down $270.59 N da toilet
she said: ga da fuck uraher, yo throwin muh money dat I paid 4 da dinna mothafuckah
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When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
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Consuming a volume of alcohol equal to or greater than the volume of one's body; intoxication to the point of blacking out or regurgitation; It is a normal and voluntary process unlike the complex vomiting reflex in response to toxins.
Last night I got shit rammed and got all up in the ugliest girl's monkey that I've ever seen in my entire life.
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when someone hits something with great force.
that kid fell of his skateboard, and ate shit
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"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
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usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.
The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.
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