January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

January 18

Pizza mozzarella day

January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 6 2022

The last day The Lorax (2012) was available on Netflix in 2022, following the death of Betty White, voice of Grammy Norma in the movie, and around 2 months before the 10 year anniversary of the film.

Person: Did you hear about what happened on January 6 2022?

Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊