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National kick tall people in the balls day

On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.

boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK

by kyleissupergay April 7, 2023


small kick energy

Small D energy but for liberal athletes like Travis Kelce who allow themselves to be cucked by Taylor Swift. The term was coined and popularized on twitter due to his relationship.

“Did you see how soy number 5 was? He has small kick energy”

by sad guacamole May 18, 2024


One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 19, 2019


Flip And Kick

When Johnny K gets angry and flips out on everyone

Johnny whats a matter?
Aw AW! IM GONNA FLIP AND KICK

by Anth April 23, 2004


Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.

Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.

by The Irony Insurgent July 9, 2024


Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.

welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities

by Barberella September 1, 2020


Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020