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An old man/woman over the age of about 60 who is mean.
'That old bean man next door won't throw my basketball back'
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The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.
Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?
Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.
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Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.
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Old Man Winter is someone that is like a hobo but lives in a house
aka daniel Wynter
old man winter... "lots"
look up "lots" for meaning
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1) A 2005 novel by Pulitzer Prize winning author Cormac McCarthy.
2) A 2007 film by the Coen brothers based on the book. Winner of four Oscars including best picture.
Both are inappropriate for children or idiots.
"Dude, what did you think about the ending of 'No Country For Old Men?'"
"I was bored. That movie needed more explosions, like in 'Transformers.'"
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a physical quality that entails unforeseen strength of an individual, including unexpected techniques based off of life experiance, and the ability to conquer others based on having more age age than them.
Joel: a twenty five year old male, with grey hair and a flabby body, on unemployment, who undeniably beats others at arm wrestling ( beats others who have a much better physique ) because of his past experiences with dirty manly jobs.
"He only won because of his 'old man strength'"
"thats cheating - thats 'old man strength'"
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An older gentleman that, typically, will say, think, or do dirty and inappropriate things such as asking little boys like Isaiah Martinez do come over for ice cream, or fondling himself while Isaiah is getting his paper, and sometimes, tying Mr. Martinez up and locking him in his basement for future use.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Isaiah lately?
Person 2: Nah, I think he's been helping out that dirty old man that he lives by.
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