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The act of fisting oneself with the right hand while using the computer for various uses.
Most common:
Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking
"Jack couldn't wait to get home and sit on his reverse pig knuckle and check his fantasy football stats. It was a really hard day at work today"
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That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.
For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.
The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"
"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"
"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
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A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.
I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
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Political Speak for labeling your campaign with words that dont represent what it stands for.
"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"
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what the Democrats are doing to their health care bill
Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes
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trying to make the ugly fuck look good
"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"
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Said by Barrack Obama about Sarah Palin, the vicepresident candiate for the Republican party.
"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.
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