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Feeling rundown, overwhelmed and exhausted all at once.
After a long day of warding off the Canyon Lake "Tweakers" I feel like Death-Whole-Soup...
A person, generally of the male sex, that has exceptional soup creating skills. The person possesses all the necessary tools, knowledge, ambition and passion to make the perfect soup not only for their own pleasure, but the rest of society.
“Damn Tanner, this soup is delicious! When did you become the soup daddy?”
A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.
"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."
Something that seems good and bad at the same time. Like eating shrimp while knowing the brown line in the back is feces.
My buddy: "I just found a 20 on the floor."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "I think that old lady dropped it."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Should I let her know?"
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Soup Steaks"
A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.
This toilet soup is delicious!
When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle