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It’s like soup except it’s not actually soup. It is in fact soup, not to be confused with soup.
Hey, you wanna get soup?
Wait are you talking about soup or soup soup?
Huh?
It’s just like boiled water with some acorns in it. The water could probably turn a light brown color from the dirty nature-y acorns. Boil the acorns in with the water to eliminate the brown water and kill the bacteria. I guess.
Hey wouldja like some acorn soup?
The most disgusting thing you could do with a Big Mac and leftover soup. Just think buns, pickle, ketchup, cheese but with soup in between.
Person 1: Ay, whad is dis?🤨
Person 2: Ah, Jim made a Soup Burger again, din he?😦
Person 1: That jackass! Who do ya in gad’s name likes dat shit, eh?🤬
Person 2: Jim, das who!😤
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
When a man and women have sexual intercource, and through this process ejaculate at the same time, mixing the man and woman's juices into a sex soup.
Bro, last night we came at the same time! Iwow man.. she was totally souping your sauce!
When soup is in a "hot pan" in a steam table and become slighty reduced. Therefore, leaving a chewy or crust like residue on the wall of the pan.
"Hey man, I scraped the soup crust off with a spoon. Do you want some?"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"
a white person in a tubby
I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup