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Thick and fluffy original sperm recipe
Oh show me your thick Belgian style daddy
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A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
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harry styles' current and all time girlfriend is known as user HARRYPOSITIONS on twitter!
hey whos @HARRYPOSITIONS ?
oh thats harry styles' girlfriend!
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Can be used in place of doggy style.
I told him I wanted it stink bug style.
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Someone who loves licking guys with big hairy feet
She wiggled her tongue frantically in-between the hairy toes of her bigfoot lover big millie style
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her name is kalyani and she's born on the 31 of July , so sorry to the other people wanting to marry him, he's taken
oh look there goes harry styles wife, kalyani!
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