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A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!
A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D
... losers
Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago
Brock: *Walks into Dunkin Donuts* Can I get some “rice balls?”
letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis
Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!
1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.
John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"
a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.
can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
The act of playing basket ball but will small paper balls and a woman's boobs. The paper ball being the ball and her boobs being the basket. Usually done without permission.
Guy 1: Wana play some boobsket ball with her?
Guy 2: sure.
*Guy 1 shoots and bounces off*
Girl 1: What the hell?
*guy 2 shoots and goes down her shirts*
Girl 1: What the hell!?
Guy 2: YES!