Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider
Usually named sashua, drives a 5.3 chevy and quotes joe dirt alot.
You hear bout that kid from taylor tucky , he jumped that 5.3 L 20 god dang foot.
just a simple little girl with big dreams
I’m so Taylor Barcroft right now.
A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.
All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.
Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
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Former bartender at SUR who was the villain on Vanderpump Rules due to his lying, cheating and narcissistic tendencies
Jax Taylor cheated on Stassi with Kristen, and cheated on Brittany with Faith.
A beautiful loving girl normally loves hockey. She notmally is a party animal!! Breaks a ton of bones and you definitely wanna be a Taylor koeppls friend!! You don't get a lot of people her!!
Omg it's Taylor Koeppl- I'm gonna go meet her