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An American tradition where for about a week following a widely-reported mass shooting, everybody pretends to be an expert on firearms and on gun control legislation.
This guy on the news is talking about regulating magazines and stocks, it must be gun week! I wonder who died?
She got banged in the head with a gun. - bang with a gun
The state of being able to quickly remember something.
“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen
“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen
When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.
Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.