Lady mullet is a generalized term used to refer to one’s general aura or scent, it can also apply to one’s presence in a room. It is not bad nor good and does not have any synonyms.
Person A: bro you smell like lady mullet.
Person B: bro no I don’t u smell like lady mullet.
Person A: do you even know what lady mullet smells like?
When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.
I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.
A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.