Another name for the Bro-Code, the first 10 sacred commandments of laws which govern all Dude/Bro interaction.
Bro 1: Dude you totally ditched me for your girlfriend.
Bro 2: Whatever man.
Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes
Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude
roughly translates to "listen to this"
dude fuckin, i was at this party, and nick got so drunk he punched himself in the face!
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.