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tit flick

An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.

"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."

by mammarylane October 23, 2015

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under tit

the underside of the breast. usually in large chested women

ouch you hit my under tit...
thats a cup i hit your under tit

by jmal237 January 27, 2008

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trumpet tits

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

by spazee July 24, 2010

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tit gobbler

When a women has a turkey fetish and becomes aroused when men make turkey-like gobble noises while sucking on her breasts.

Carla: "You really turn me on when you tit gobbler me."
Dan: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!!"

by Turkey Durkey fo Furkey September 16, 2009

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tit-sicles

Tits so succulent you can eat them.

Brydon Woah did you see hal's moms tit-sicles?

PJ See em? i sucked em!

by HalYurAznPal November 11, 2007

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tits money

something you say when something is awesome

That rebel flag is frickin tits money

by white as mayo July 24, 2017

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go tits

Abbreviation for โ€œGo Titansโ€. Commonly used in Nashville area by real fans.

โ€œYou going to the titans game tomorrow?โ€
โ€œ Of course man, go Tits!โ€

by Swagnum PI March 3, 2018

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