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Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.
I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.
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When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.
Yo man, your car is slow as dick.
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It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.
Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.
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A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.
Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!
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verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.
man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!
man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!
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when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.
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When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.
- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.
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