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When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.
I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
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A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.
Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.
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a man whose face has physically turned into a vagina, due to a restraint of manly activities, or a general lack of testosterone
hey, i heard tom likes twilight, what a vagina mcgina face
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A vagina thats been fuck so hard over and over again that its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I was about to totally fuck this chick's brains out, but then i saw her big mouth vagina and was like fuck that.
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A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.
Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina
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An old, rinkley, smelly, vagina
When you see an oooold smelly, rinkled vagina and say, "OHHH SHOOT!" YOU KNOW it's yo grandmama's!
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A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!
Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?
Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
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