A wank with shit on your penis
She had a shit on my dick so i decided to pop out a copper wank
The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.
To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
you fucking wank waste!
I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!
wank waste!
Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.
Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...
The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail
Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.
1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"
Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.
The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”