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Bernie the Farmer from the Shaun the Sheep movie but he lost his memory and calls himself Mr X.
He becomes a fully HECTIC flemmo barber who gives people fresh fades!
Guy 1: Yo I'm about to watch the Shaun the Sheep Movie
Guy 2: Can I come?
*After watching the movie*:
Guy 1 & 2: OMG Mr X is FULLY SICK he's DA GOAT FRFRFRF ONG NO CAP I WANT A FRESH FADE FROM HIM RN W MOVIE
Mr. X is a legend.
Mr. X is a gentleman, with good manners.
Mr. X is sensitive to light.
Mr. X is proactive.
Mr. X is prochoice.
We love you Mr. X
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The state of mind the day after drinking and smoking. it can only be described as transcendant. you can’t tell if your energy exceeds stupidity… vice versa
Bro…. Chelsea X-Games mode this morning. She tried to feed her belly button cheez-its
Doing something ludicrous. Whether it be an insane trick in sports, talking to your crush, or anything else you can think of that's unusual or just straight up insane. Be it good or bad.
"Dude, did you just get her snap?"
"Yeah, man! I'm on x games mode!"
Honestly one of the best ships I ever seen its pretty sweet and cute and I love it when I see lumity and boschi hanging out together
Lumi x Boschi the sweetest ship ever
(Liquid Acid and Ecstasy) When one is under the influence of both liquid acid (lysergic acid diethylamide) and ecstasy (MDMA)
Person 1:"Yo man I'm going on a trip tonight."
Person 2:"Are you going to be landing in LA-X."
Person 1:"Well, I certainly hope so."
A disease that causes you to go full on Pedro
This disease has been founded in a Brazilian scientific lab and has been spreading terror across the entire continent of South America
The number of infected human beings is currently small nor is it deadly and the disease is currently only spreading throughout South America but you should still be afraid of it
The infected countries are:
Brazil
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
How do I know if someone has Pedrostiniarinoumious X you ask?
Well it's simple, Pedrostiniarinoumious X will at first cause severe headaches and after a couple of days will take control of the affected body so the affected human being will act like your regular Pedro from your local Walmart
If you see a human being acting like a Pedro but not being called Pedro immediately contact this number
+1-202-666-01△7*
This disease can be cured in many ways but some of those ways will take longer than others
The fastest possible way to cure this disease has been explained on YouTube under the following link:
https ://ww w.you tube.c om /watch?v= dQw4w9WgXcQ (We had to include spaces because we are not allowed to have links here but this is for your own good)
We hope you stay healthy and if you are suffering from any diseases make sure to visit your local doctor
Happy international pencil day!
Do YOU suffer from Pedrostiniarinoumious X?