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Inserting a banana into a female's clit, then peeling the banana while it is inside. Then proceed to eat the banana until all thats left is the peel.
Brad Pitt: "Hey Angelina, I could really go for a banana clit right now!"
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a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.
yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth
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To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."
Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
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Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
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1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP
Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.
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crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.
Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?
Graham Norton: i can take care of that.
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A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
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