jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

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ring o' fire

a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after

"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"

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plata o plomo

Silver or lead. Give me your money or get shot. Also used by the Cartel to extort important people into accepting bribes.

Silver = something valuable
Lead = bullets

“¡Plata o plomo!” - give me your money or get shot
“¿Plata o plomo?” - take the bribe or take a bullet

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Gag-o-rama

Valley girl word to express disgust or disdain for another human being, object, and/or sexual practice.

Sindy: Ew, I like saw Tommy totally licking out that geek Janie in the girl's bathroom yesterday!
Chelsea: Ew, doesn't that guy have herpes?

Both: GAG-O-RAMA

Sindy: Let's go throw up!

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waste o' face

A person who has an attractive face but everything else about their appearance is not appealing.

"Damn did you see that fat bitch?"
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"

NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head

Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.

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K. O. HAN

A being from the 'Monster Hunter' game series with immeasurable power and abilities. Has the power to bestow k. o.s at crucial moments in a battle. All bow to its power and fear its might!!!!1!!!!!!

You're about to get killed by a rathian, its your last life and you've already given a sigh of failure when BLAMM!!!. K. O. HAN bestows your last attack with incredible power and you k. o. the rathian, clearing the quest.

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fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

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