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The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:
listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only
my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal
An angry Canadian man who teaches RS and loves ice hockey stands in the humanities block 24/7 and gets people detentions for having their shirt untucked.
oh look it's Mr Thomas better tuck in our shirts
The best looking boy in the world, I'm in love with him so much. And he told me after highschool, probably when I'm not dating him, he's going to date Sommer Ray and or Madelyn Cline. I believe he can do it but all his friends doubt him. I love you Thomas ❤️
-Love,
Samantha
Thomas Burud is so handsome and kind, he's going to date Sommer Ray one day!
He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.
Omg your cars on fire what a Ollie Thomas