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Banana Clit

Inserting a banana into a female's clit, then peeling the banana while it is inside. Then proceed to eat the banana until all thats left is the peel.

Brad Pitt: "Hey Angelina, I could really go for a banana clit right now!"

by TheBlackGuyBehindYou March 11, 2016

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Banana Sandwitch

–adjective or verb
A phrase describing the state or the action of an individual or an object acting up, going bonkers or freaking out.

Synonyms:
Bonkers, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo, haywire

1: "One minute my computer was working perfectly and the next minute it went banana sandwitch"

2:"They told me they lost the paperwork."
"Did you get mad?"
"I went absolutely banana sandwitch!"

by Benjamin Brahma May 29, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway October 9, 2008

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

26πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 29, 2009

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž