phantom bumming is when you take a picture of a friend stood right behind someone else who is bending over although the person who is bending over shouldn't be aware of this occuring when you look at he picture it should look like your friend is making love to their bottoms.
i got an imense phantom bum at the co-op.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.
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A woman's nice yummy buttocks. Usually young and plump in nature. They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. When in the field of vision of a Yum Bum it drives you wild. Almost to the point of biting your lips.
Whippersnapper: Hey Sammy, look at those delicious Yum Bums. Looks so nice I almost bit my lip.
Whipper's friend: Yes I agree, those Yum Bums are the tops.
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An out-of-work photographer.
The guy that did our pictures spent everything on hookers and blow in Vegas and now he's a shutter bum.
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A less profrane exclamation, used at an unfortunate circumstance.
"Oh bums." said Catface, as his snowman's disproportionate head fell off of its body.
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haemorrhoid(s)
A comical metaphor for an external anal haemorrhoid, named due to its similarity to the shape and size of berries and the location on the body (bottom-bum). You put cream on your bum berries when they are inflamed
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Last night I had me some good bum twat.
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When a girl wears pants or a dress without panties
It was so hit out, I decided to free bum for the night. I call that free bumming.
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