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David Birkåsen

He’s a pretty hefty guy.

You: "Did you see David Birkåsen’s new post?"
Me: "Yeah, he’s gotten quite bigger since the last time i saw him."

by Wineclub.woowoo January 23, 2025

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mILLIE dAVID

Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and learning standards.

mILLIE dAVID IS Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and le

by mILLIE DAVID April 23, 2022


david langston

A really hot guy that has a girlfriend even hotter

I'm so jealous David Langston of him his girl is so hot

by Gabbytastic November 30, 2014


David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 25, 2020


David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024


David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by November 21, 2021


David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.

Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!

by bummlife April 17, 2011