pookie-do

Ending a conversation, but, Never saying goodbye,

"Ok talk to you later pookie-do "

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Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

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doing a jesus

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

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do-dog

A scared little punk who'll do whatever he's told.
Someone always running others people's errands, to please them.

"Stop being her do-dog, tell the b**ch to go get her own tampons!"

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dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

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to do a barry

an action that involves throwing rocks or other hard objects at streaking street mexicans, although any mexican will do. Considered the national sport in many European countries and the best place to participate in such events are parts of California and Arizona. The ideal rock is around 6 inches in diameter and the head is the ideal target although the balls are a popular choice. Was first started by Squire Barry from England in the 21st century

Calvin: Look at all those Mexicans hanging around McDonalds.
Max: I know this would be a great place to do a barry. Let me just find some rocks

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doing an ash

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"

I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight

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