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The literal best and funniest person to walk the planet.
Person1: Oh that person is the literal best and funniest person to walk the planet
Person2: That’s because they are called Emily
Emily is deep down a romantic, that side only shows with her nerdy bookworm side. She's smart, not wise, although she tends to use her smarts or intelligence in negative ways. She's very kind and caring/ thoughtful etc. But you won't get that from her unless somehow you can bring down her walls. She's very attractive, beautiful, sexy (which she knows)and is what leads to it also being used in negligent ways in a relationship mainly because She's been hurt so much from others and unknowingly herself. Especially when dating, does stupid shit first to not be hurt, but continues doing it for playback/revenge. Sets standards and expectations for the relationship without ever letting you know. It benefits her, not you, ex. Her being up all in your lane but doesn't stay in hers at all. Figuratively or literally. Be careful letting her drive! Don't forget, you'll always be wrong no matter what, things didn't happen the way you say or think they did. You manipulate, control, act fake, just to use her for whatever could be the slightest beneficial thing to you in each scenario during that argument/fight. Lastly she will warn you, that's she's crazy in the beginning. Saying it in a way that doesn't seem serious, more of a joke rather. Better believe what she says about that. That will be her default warning she'll use to say it's your fault for staying. Also for justifying those actions! If you have an emily in your life be cautious.
"I am an Aries, and a little crazy." Emily said.
Best girlfriend in the universe<3333
Emily is the most amazing person ever and won the #1 trophy for best girlfriend
Emily is the most stunning girl in the world. She’s absolutely perfect. All the best traits you could ever find in someone. <3 She will forever and always be my Emily <33 - Cait
Emily is the most perfect person ever :)
Emily is normally the fittest girl your gonna meet she will make u happy and will normally like you as a friend that might sound depressing but it’s actually alright because she will be a great friend
Yo you know that Emily kid she is super fit isn’t she
The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
Omg Emily! You're such a crackhead!!11!!1!
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Emily is an often misunderstood bewildering anomoly that speaks and acts holistically without contrition or malice.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
"Whoa! Did you just sign and wedge a peace treaty in my insula to stop the conflict of self-criticism?!"
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".