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Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.
Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.
do not ask what the horse video is
*Sees the horse video*
"Time to go drink bleach"
Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.
Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.
noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.
“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”
the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.