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turning up too early for something.
I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.
The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
Dude you see that swamp horse!!!
Naw what horse?
Never mind he just flew off.
an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.
friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.
When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.
This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
Horse-masking is an erotic practice in which you pee into a horse mask and place it on your head(usually practiced while taking edibles).
Guy: "Yo what you doin tonight"
Horse-masker: "Imma just be chillin with the bros doin a little horse-masking"
To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.
In order to horse his ass you must be massive.