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When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!
Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.
Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.
the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.
A mythical horse with magical powers
Did you see fanta the horse. Hes amazing
The Georgia horse is a sex position in which the girl has a saddle on her belly and the guy rides the saddle while fucking the vagina and sucking the nipples. After this action they switch and do that for multiple hours
Wow dude I did the Georgia horse all night
When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.
Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse