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Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.
When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.
Did you see corey eat his moms pubs in that human fro?
When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth
“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster”
A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.
The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!
Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.
"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"
What kind of world would it be if it was okay with everybody for a guy to walk up to a female and punch her in the face, without restraint, thought, or remorse, no matter what she did to him? People should absolutely be allowed to do anything they want to, but without consequences, without limits to behavior, without any checks or balances, without cops, without jails, without laws, human weakness would prevail. Human weakness can also prevail with excessive laws and limitations and excessive policing. Anything done to excess keeps things out of balance.
It's not doing anything they want to that a lot people don't like or agree with, it's facing the consequences of every action that they tend to be wary of, and with a lot of people, knowing they can go to jail over something they wanted to do, but did not get away with keeps them from doing it. Human weakness would plaque everything if there was only limitless actions, but not limitless consequences that went with it.