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An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.
Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.
That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.
One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
Here, rack us up a steve jobs
The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a bag job.