Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.

Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.

It just needs more salt

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.

My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

We are not lame. We are just women.

very famous feminist slogan largely used in the context of art criticism about 20th century feminist modern art. Popularised by Georgia O'Keeffe.

"That's lame!"
"We are not lame. We are just women."

It's just the culture, I guess

A phrase used to cover up what could be perceived by others as a racist or uncultured comment. It is also used by listeners to diffuse tension when someone else says something questionable.

See also: not to be racist, no offense, it's interesting that

Doug: (name), the guy from (country), keeps showing up late to work. Seems like a lazy dude.

Keith: It's just the culture, I guess

You just got Cosby'd

When you get royal fucked

I got caught with another chick and it was my girlfriends sister I got royal you just got Cosby'd.