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Mole Lady

A girl or woman who is short like between 4'8-5'1. She isn't perfect well nobody is but she's very pretty. She gets all the boys attention.

Boy 1: yo it's mole lady
Boy 2: hey mole lady over

(Mole lady look they're way)

Mole Lady: hi

by HisFav💘 October 17, 2016


purp lady

A woman that sucks a mans dick just for seaman

The purp lady {sucked} my dick yesterday now she's sucking that guys dick

by Rubio_1999 May 26, 2014


old lady tuppa powder

A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.

Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.

by fitzlovin May 18, 2008


lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020


haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 5, 2023


spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020


Baby from another lady

A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.

I love you, my baby from another lady!

by Malkar May 23, 2013