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When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
The waiting line to see a donkey show.
I can't believe I've been in St. Maries three days already. I hope none of my friends see me here.
the worst school in limerick. filled with snakes and want to be travellers.
boy1: i met a bird from st marys
boy2: mort for you
She can get mad at you for breathing! And also she is the angriest girl to ever live on earth.
Walk? Angry
Run? Angry
Jump? Angry
Do your daily routine? Angry
Silently read a book? Angry
Sleep? Angry
Smile? Angry
Everything you do she is angry.
Sophia Marie Pangan
Angry
The absolute definition of perfection. When you are down this girl will bring you back up no matter how she feels. She’s the best woman who will ever come in to your life. And once you keep her you better not lose her. She is the love of my life and will always make you happier than you’ve ever been.
Kaitlyn Marie Gagnon? Yeah! She’s dating that chick Olivia Josephine Alonso.
is a small human that glues the bond together and is ethereal.
Lol i was bored if you see this it's sasori, dennie mari