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A victim of many things; health induced or media induced
1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.
1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.
12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo
1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.
Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums
1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous
1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.
Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.
1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996
1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.
During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.
2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.
1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor
5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson
September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
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THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH 😍😍🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
“michael b jordan is so leng”
“I KNOWWW”
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The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
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It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!
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A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!
Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?
Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
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God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO
Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.