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What middle aged dads listen to because they think they've outgrown Metallica
I'm not dissing Guns N' Roses. They're still a kickass band.
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When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
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The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.
The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.
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When a dude macks on a girl whilst having an awkward-as-fuck smile.
Kim: How was the club last night?
Jessica: It was good, but then some doucher was mac n cheesin on me. I gave him your number.
Kim: bitch..
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Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...
'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
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the act of lurking your friends pictures without their knowledge either on their facebook, myspace, or photobucket (hence the lurk) and skurking them for your own use (hence the skurk).
"hey, i just posted the pictures from this weekend"
"dude i already did the skurk n lurk, its my default!"
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A slang abbreviation for Early and Often.
Hey you coming to happy hour tonight? Oh yea, I'm in E n O...
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