Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

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BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

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serbian snicker pie

When a woman kagle flexes while you are done ejaculating into her vagina.

Holy shit, that feels great when you serbian snicker pie me.

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mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

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salt my pie

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).

You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.

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Cow Shit Pie

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

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raspberry cream pie

when you f*uck a girl on her period with no rubber and successfully cream pie her, when it oozes out you have a raspberry cream pie.

Jay Z: "ayo Kanye, Kim is being a bitch today!"

Kanye: "yea man she's on the rag"

Jay Z: "No pussy for you then hahaha, itschaboy"

Kanye: " Naw ill just give her a raspberry cream pie, you ain't got the answers Jay"

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