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A penis that is less than 3 inches long.
Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!
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A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.
That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.
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Penis Illin' = a male STD that can be cured with penicillin.
DR. ROGER MOORE, UROLOGIST: Gee, Billy Bob, it seems you have some Penis Illin' goin' on here.
BILLY BOB: Oh my dog, Dr., am I gonsta die?
DR.: No Billy Bob.
BILLY BOB: Am I gonsta get my Peter whacked off?
DR.: Not by me Billy Bob. This aint no Peter Graves, it's just a Peter Boyle. A little penicillin and you'll be AOK.
BILLY BOB: Thanks Doc!
DR.: Billy Bob, you have seven wives. You haven't been seeing a prostitute have you?
BILLY BOB: No, I was just fucking Kelly in the butt without a rubber. And I fell asleep right away and didn't wash up until the next morning. It hurt when I peed, and my piss shot a poop plug out of my weiner. Now it's all red and pussie, as you can see!
DR.: You lucked out this time boy. You better use a condom next time! Did you fuck any of your wives AFTER the buttfucking incident?
BILLY BOB: Yep. All seven.
DR.: Oh my God, Billy! You better send them all in ASAP!
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an extremely small appendage usually attached to the groin area of a male. often smells like a mixture of papaya and mango. can be used for mild stimulation, if any. when stimulated itself it secretes a liquid which is comparable to snuggle fabric softener. owner will usually cry after secretion and try to cuddle.
luis is not emo however his feminine penis is.
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A variation of the wii remote for the Nintendo Wii. Instead of holding the remote in your hand a male straps it to his penis and swings his hips to control the on screen actions.
Not very practical but fun to do when you are bored.
Friend 1: Hey dude! Wanna come over and play Wii?
Friend 2: Yeah man! I rock at playing Wii Penis!
*Both friends proceed to strap Wiimotes to their cocks and play Wii Sports.*
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A Brotherhood ruled by the Grand Imperial Wizard and his Phallus Guard. The aim of the Brotherhood is to give assistance and share information between the fellow members concerning the conquering of the enemy to men, the Vagina. If a member, or members, successfully conquer a Vagina, they are instantly promoted to the next level of the Brotherhood. The lowest level, which all members start as, are known as "Knobs." The next highest level are known as "Troopers," and the level after that "Great Shlongs." The Final level that can be reached is the "Kaiser of Vag." Once members have reached this level, members can vote for them to reach the higher echelons. The three leaders of a sect, voted in by other members or given the post by the Grand Imperial Wizard, are known as the "Pink Cookie Crushers," (or the Crushers for short.) and oversee actions of the members of the sect and initiation. Only the Crushers have the power to initiate and ejaculate (kick out) members. The Phallus Guard, of which there are seven, have power over each and every sect and answer only to the Grand Imperial Wizard himself. The Wizard is voted in from the Phallus Guard by the Phallus Guard. In turn, the new member of the Phullus Guard is selected by the Phallus Guard from a Pink Cookie Crusher from any sect. Most men are already members, they just do not know it yet and thus are still Knobs. Only upon accepting the Grand Imperial Wizard as your leader, and helping other members, can you advance.
Person 1: "Hey dude, i wanna join the Brotherhood of Penis."
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"
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The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.
Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.
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