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Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
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A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.
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A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!
He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
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6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.
7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.
8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*
9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high
10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!
according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
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Your hand and fingers used in jacking off
George W.-my wife left me
Cheney-its ok you still got sally palms and her 5 friends..and if you get real bored i can help
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A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.
Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"
Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."
Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.
Rob: :(
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1.Vanilla Ice
2.Soulja Boy Tellem and S.O.D.M.G.
3.OJ Da Juiceman
4.Gucci Mane
5.Waka Flocka Flame
Ice Ice Baby, pretty boy Swag, Ay Ay Ay Ay, Gucci Bur Bur, Waka Waka Flocka Flocka Flame Flame Pow Pow Yeah Yeah Oh Lets Do It, Top 5 Worst Rapper List
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