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someone who sucks so much >:(
thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy
very ugly
dead mom
sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”
Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella
Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack
A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.
Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv
Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.
When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack
Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack
A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
An unfortunate hand dealt in cards, bad news, or any little inconvenience. Usually feels like a 100lb weight on your sack
How the hell did I hit 5 red lights in a row, that’s a damn sack racker
Like razor burn. Or like after you have crabs. Imagine sesame seeds on your sack.
“Oh no I have a sesame sack from my last tinder date. I had hooked up with my coworker!”