When a nigga only likes u for your coochie and not u
I didnβt really like her it was just post nut clarity.
1π 17π
Which means "Stop adding among us stuff"
Can you please stop posting about among us?
18π 10π
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week
God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two
hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see
That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.
SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!
national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this
Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah itβs National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends